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Saturday, May 10, 2014

We're on the Move

Oh Boy! Our landlord gave us our notice recently. We have ninety days, but he wrote that he has no intention of repairing any of the flood damageed portions of the house until we leave. He's going to use the insurance money to remodel and put the house on the market. It's not a huge surprise. It's just such bad timing, as these things always seem to be.
We've been talking about a future home without stairs, to make life easier for The Artistic One. Including a stipulation that we be allowed a cat and "a" dog, knocks 80% of the available rentals off the list. Further filtering for price leaves us with three or four maybe-feasible options, as long as we're willing to add an hour to our commute or live beside a busy road. Even then, there are lines of people at each open house.
Landlords no longer return emails or calls to answer questions. They fire out an announcement of a two hour time-window when the houses will be open. Like it or lump it.
One advertisement on Craigslist made me want to chastise this rude and arrogant person: "1,500 sqft. 3 bed, 2 bath" so far so good, although half the size of where we are now. "You must have the following to be considered:"
credit score over 800 over last 3 years
employment, 4 years with no gaps
family income in excess of $150,000
previous landlord references
employer references
Bank Statements to SHOW SAVINGS
Residency in Bay Area, more than 3 years

"If you do not have these don't waste our time!" 
All this, for $3,500 a month, makes me think of my sidebar poneyism regarding puppies and dicks. 

One other example of "same planet-different worlds" invites us to "Have it all!" for $4,990 we would get a "Huge, Fabulous back yard with Beautiful Artificial Turf". That particular oxymoron made me smile, I must admit. 

If we attempt to find a place that's closer to our business, in this price range we're looking at two beds and one bath, on the wrong side of the tracks. TAO just states his wish-list and imagines it will materialize. He wants a country property, with a barn or other structure, that will serve as his art studio. That is not impossible, if we're willing to drive for hours every day. There is one that was advertized and the owner told us she'll be having an open house sometime this month. Of course everyone must bring their qualifications at that time, to compete. Now, if something else is vaguely acceptable, we must decide whether to wait for something better or jump at the compromise.

There's a house on my radar that we may be allowed to see later today. It's not completely a country house but it's an older home, out towards the foothills. It's in a rustic, neighborhood that's hard to describe as anything other than "Redneck". I'm using that to mean a blue-collar, born and raised here population that is increasingly rare and remains proudly ungentrified and unnaffected. It doesn't have a view but is within short walking distance of designated open space.
"Rick" is renting out his father's property, where he grew up. It's on a quiet cul-de-sac and has a huge extra building, where the Dad used to keep his heavy machinery. There's a big side-yard that they're keeping out of the contract, where all of his vintage vehicles are stored, and another back yard with some fruit trees. Rick is thinking of pouring a concrete patio but wants to wait and see what his renters think. (How unusual is that?). I told him I can advise him on what would enhance his property value, as I have a lot of experience.The house is one storey, almost 2,000 sqft. They don't mind pets and the price is 3/4 of what we pay now.
Rick called me back to chat, as soon as I sent him an email. I like him. We connected. I may have had an ulterior motive when I mentioned that I can skin a rabbit. Not something I drop into conversation on a daily basis. He has been painting and cleaning up the property, so he didn't want us to visit before now. He reluctantly gave me the address, when I asked him, and I promised not be a stalker and drive by uninvited. Promise kept. (Looking at satellite images doesn't count.)
I have my phone by my side. Rick wants to show us around today, depending on what time his daughter's confirmation, and subsequent family celebration, are over. Realistically, he may not call today. Tomorrow is Mother's Day. I like him more that he said he had to take care of the women in his life. 
This might well carry over to Monday.

12 comments:

  1. The only good thing about moving house is that it forces you to unclutter your life! Fingers crossed that you find something quickly, leaving you plenty of time for packing/uncluttering.

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    1. Tails, I'm pretty brutal about relinquishing stuff on an ongoiing basis. TAO has boxes that haven't been opened since our last move.

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  2. i agree with your first impression of Rick. i hope it all works out for you. i will soon be facing a moving decision. i do not envy us and yet, tailsfromprovence is right. we have a chance to unclutter our lives a little bit. good luck to you.

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    1. Souls, It turns out Rick and I have clients in common, from twenty years ago. Some kind of synchronicity going in our favor here:)

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  3. Rick sounds nice...and so does his place.
    Fingers crossed for you.
    And what is all this about uncluttering? I like my clutter or it would not be here...and it moved across the Atlantic...with plenty left behind for the house in Spain.

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    1. Helen, There's clutter-guilt out there. I say "Own It! Become one with your clutter"
      My strategy includes losing a few of TAO's collections during any move. I will need two truck loads for my garden pots, of course. That doesn't count as clutter. That's instant color and familiarity to envelope a new home with an embrace of flowers.

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  4. If you haven't mentioned your Collie rescue history, you should. Best of luck.

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  5. Silliyak, I've been open about having a dog requiremment. I've brought photos of my old collie to show the breed. I haven't mentioned fostering. If I were a landlord I've have visions of crazy hoarder lady overrun by dogs.

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  6. I hope Rick does call back and that it all works out for you. Take care and Happy Mother's Day.

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    1. Stephen, thanks for the good thoughts. we did get together. We like the house and have fingers crossed that we can get it.

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  7. Oh my. Wishing you well. I never quite realize how hard it can be to find a place that suits all your needs. Sounds like you may have found one....keeping fingers crossed when I am not typing. *S*

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    1. Jean, I think we're getting there. The address is on Palomino Drive so there's got to be horse karma on my side:)

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