Product Marketing or Market Producting?

 

Up until his demise, my husband (TAO) never applied toothpaste to his toothbrush. Instead, he squirted a small amount into his mouth, directly from the tube. His strongly held theory was that manufacturers had steadily increased the length of tooth brushes, not to brush more thoroughly, but to increase toothpaste use and sales. 

He was convinced and had some authority; having a father in dentistry. I learned that his father was a dental technician who, upon evacuating his family to a village in the hills around Lyon to avoid bombing during the war, promoted himself and hung a "Dentist" sign outside. Making TAO doubly qualified in all things tooth-related, as well as skepticism.

When one of TAO's grown daughters; with very beautiful, long, thick hair, visited us in California, years ago, she shared that she shampooed but never followed the recommended instructions to "Rinse & Repeat" as  it was obviously a ploy to double the use of their product. 

Having spent many years mucking out stables and grooming horses, I had many times seen dark water in my first rinse cycle and happily rinsed and repeated. Same Planet-Different Worlds.

I've been noticing a spate of TV advertising lately for "Whole Body Deodorant Products" that I not only find distasteful to see every fifteen minutes but has made me question the ulterior motives of the advertisers. There are words they aren't using in the ads but the visuals denote that humans must be stinky in every crack, fold and crevasse and so must purchase and apply their creams.

Every Human has a slightly different scent, depending on food consumed, lifestyle etc. I, personally, love the smell of skin that has been touched by sunlight and even a side of Hard Work.

Who am I to judge? Horses are my favorite aroma. Let's bottle and sell "Eau de Barn". Afterall, there's an aftershave out there called "Wet Gun Dog".

Just imagine that there's going to be a whole new generation of Search & Rescue Dogs
needing to be trained to seek out Humans that don't smell Human!

My Feet Smell Like California Chardonnay

 Where to start, after long absence from blogging? My blog having become but a chronicle for the dogs that have enriched my Life with short or longterm stays. Not a negative, but not enough.

Although I live on the outskirts of San Jose, California, I'm lucky to be close to the surrounding Foothills and can be immersed in Nature upon driving 15 minutes, to our local County Park.

The small lake is frequented by Fishermen and Fisherchildren, as well as Herons and Bald Eagles that show up whenever the Lake is restocked with fish. 

As I walked around the perimeter, after waiting for the night-herons to move on, the deep throated Bullfrogs began their morning chorus. 

This park is also a jump-off point for Hang-gliders and Paragliders, testing the air currents.

There's always something to see.

In my garden I currently have Hawaian Ginger flowers in full bloom and perfume. These are the flowers used to make the fragrant flower Lei necklaces, so symbolic of Hawaii.

This post did not live up to it's title. I'd gone grocery/wine shopping on my way home from work yesterday. Allowing GPS to take me 3 times past my destination store parking as it absolutely wanted me to make U-turns, at lights and intersections, despite traffic signs forbidding that manoever. After my third rejection of the GPS instructions, the voice just shut up and left me to work it out. Does GPS get in a snit and sulk? I now believe that's a possibility.

I had "other large objects in my car before I squished my bags of wine bottles etc. into the back end.

Upon pulling into our sloped driveway and dispite the care I took to try to prevent disaster, one bottle of California Chardonnay managed to slip out as I was contorting to right the brown-paper bag that was capsising. My feet were bathed in arromatic wine and I was left to sweep up shards of green glass.

I've been following Monty Python on Facebook recently. Their puns and irreverant, stupid sayings still please my sense of humor. I believe they were the inspiration  for this title.

Lacie Enjoying the "Rest and Best of her Forever"

 

 Lacie is currently living "The Rest and Best of her Forever" with me, as my Forever-Foster. 

When you take on a fourteen year old dog, you know you must make the most of every day, with them and for them. She makes me smile, every day.

The neighborhood feral cats, that mostly ignore Lacie's strolls around our backyard, stretched and rose from their spots in the sun and Lacie achieved some slow-motion cat herding, which made her day.

Lacie's legs move faster in her dreams than when awake.

She's on meds for arthritis and pain pills for her bad knees, as well as a liver supplement. Pills are disguised in a spoonful of kitten food and some rotisserie chicken bits. 

She now has a raised food and water station that has helped a lot.

Her coat is shiny and fabulous, although she can no longer stand long enough to go to the grooming salon. We manage a walk around the block in the morning, to give her an appetite. 

Lacie's eyesight is imperfect so we have night-lights in every room and solar lights in the garden, so that she always knows where she is. 

Our late afternoon excursion is around the corner to the school. Now that she has learned that people are a good thing, Lacie stops and smiles in the hope of getting attention from anyone she sees. 

Orchid Wrangling: No experience Required

I've been lucky enough to live in homes that have the right amount of indirect sunlight to please both cats and orchids.

The climate in California allows us to have Cymbidium Orchids outdoors.

I believe I've owned the scruffy example below for close to fifteen years; ignoring it until it flowered each year, around Christmas time, with copious sprigs of large blooms.

When we moved into our new home last November, I placed it on the front porch, where it gets sun late in the day, but not too much. For months my weekly recap of  to-do lists had "re-pot Orchid" somewhere near the top. The trouble was that I've never divided and re-potted an orchid before and didn't want to kill it.

I did seek out a Youtube video on repotting Cymbidium Orchids and decided I had to take the leap of faith and try. There's a lot of healthy sprouts but many worn out sections as well.

The roots were impressivly tangled and I pried and wiggled sections apart while maintaining as much healthy root as possible.

The big monster was divided into many manageable sections.

Two trips to the garden center to get sufficient orchid planting materials and again for more Sphagnum Moss and I have several new potted orchids around the place.

All of them are looking healthy and showing new sprouts. 

                                                     Who knew that all I had to do was try?

From Rescue Dog to Foster Sister, Cat Magnet

 

"Misty-Rough Collie" was what I had printed on her name tag, as so many people nowadays (in California) have only heard of Border Collies. I didn't want her to be misidentified, if she were ever lost.

Misty was two years old when I adopted her. She'd had a bad start in life; abandoned by the breeder, one of only nine surviving dogs. Misty was placed on a feeding tube as she was too weak to eat. She was afraid of everyone and everything at first.

I've always greeted everyone we meet on walks. It gives a dog confidence that humans are potential friends and helps allay the fears of our multicultural neighbors, who have not all grown up with exposure to safe, polite Dogs.

Asking the dog to sit and rewarding them with a treat doubles the sense of security of both dog and human and reinforces the positive encounter.

Many times, people with children said that this was their first time having the courage to approach and touch a dog. In this way, Misty was a great Ambassador and I was proud of her.

Misty's other role in life was as Foster-Sister to a parade of dogs in transition from old lives to new ones. Some stayed for a few days and some for several months.

Misty was also a magnet for cats. She integrated easily into a tolerant relaitionship with our resident feline and other cats we saw on our walks didn't run from her when we crossed paths.

Our bossy outdoor feral cat, Winnie, took a liking to Misty and would rub up against her. If Misty tried to walk away Winnie would swipe at her with a paw. Misty would sigh and put up with her.

Winnie began following Misty into the house through the doggie-door and would often be asleep on Misty's bed in the morning.

Misty with Sadie & Feral Cat, Winnie

Misty had degenerative myelopathy; a nerve disease similar to ALS (Lou Gehrigs disease). Initially diagnosed by our vet who noticed she had a slight drag to a back foot. Anti-inflammatories helped for quite a while, until her deterioration accelerated. She collapsed at 3am April 20th and couldn't get up. 

It was time to let her go ahead.

Misty was only seven and I feel lucky to have shared five of those years. She was my Heart-Dog and I was her Person.

Dogs are Good People

Trying to think of a title that didn't sound too negative, regarding a particularly disappointing and toxic Human, I fall back on the positive: Dogs are good people.

Lacie, the tri-color Rough Collie, joined our family three weeks ago. She's thirteen years old, very deaf and partially blind. The nose, however, works just fine. I thought it would be hard to teach a senior dog who couldn't really see us and had no idea we were calling her name, to find and use our Doggie Door. Lacie needed a bit of help orienting herself in our house. She paced for several days checking out walls and corners and food bowls but quickly recognized the smell of bacon treats from the other side of the dog door and started going in and out as needed. She was rewarded each time. Now, she'll follow me outside through another door, realize no treat was forthcoming and return to go through the house to the doggie door and appear triumphantly around the corner demanding her just recompense. She makes me smile. 

We initially set up some bright night-lights around the house to help her navigate at night. I had solar garden lights outside, facing towards the door so she wouldn't step out into darkness and awa, to illuminate her pathway. I'm averse to sleeping with the lights on but would have been awake listening for any restless moves in the night anyway. It only took a few days.

Lacie is a Forever Foster. She'll be with us for the rest of her days and our Rescue Group will take care of any vet's bills. We have rules about only adopting out dogs that have been spayed or neutered and Spay Surgery is out of the question at Lacie's age so she needed a soft landing. As you can see, she and Misty are a pack already. 

Merging Tribes & Bringing Back the Party Spirit

 

Even though I haven't ridden or been to The Barn in a while, my Tribe of Equestrians have kept me on their chain and we've seen each other once or twice. We were texting in circles, settling on a date, prior to them being sucked into their family obligations and travel for the Holidays and last Sunday, Dec. 19th was a match. I have no such obligations now and I had the unstoppable urge to cook and bring the Party Spirit back to my house. The dust on my serving dishes was a testament to how long it's been.

On my own turf, I was able to add some other long-standing friends, so that everyone could encounter those I've been talking about forever. We were a dozen Festives, all told.

 

One of my friends, and her adult daughter, have a Christmas Collection Compulsion and were thrilled to be able to haul some Nutcrackers over to display. They also helped drape my covered patio with fabric I'd purchased at a flea-market a decade ago. We had air circulating, for health and safety, but enough drapes to keep in the heat from my two propane heaters.

The menu included Crab that I'd bought live and boiled myself, with salt, pepper, Bay Leaf that I collect locally, Fennel and Pastis. We cooked a 10lb fresh salmon on the charcoal BBQ and had chilled asparagus: with mayonnaise that I made with fresh lemons, free-range eggs and Olive oil that came from family olive trees overlooking the Mediterranean. Hot baked potatoes and Cardoni in Gruyere sauce. (One vegetarian version and one dish with marrow bone jelly in the layers). Cheese plate, Tiramisu and pecan pie; drinks with and without bubbles.

I had warned everyone to bring jackets and had provided blankets on each chair, as we were having a cold spell. We were amazingly cozy, which was a great surprise.

I had set up the fireplace in the living room but forgot to light it, as we were outside. I put a match to it last night as my reward for finally putting away all the plates and glasses that had been washed but left out for almost a week. The big chunks of wood are from a Redwood tree that the electric company cut down in our last home. They burn for hours.

The pictures on the mantel are of our first collie, Diva, and our daughter growing up together. The wooden yoke was used to harness cows to a cart, during The Artistic One's childhood on a farm in France. 

Harnessing memories from the past and embracing new ones, as the days start to lengthen once more. 

To be continued.....