Where's My Effing Pony?: Englishness

Let us ride together, Blowing mane and hair, Careless of the weather, Miles ahead of care, Ring of hoof and snaffle, Swing of waist and hip, Trotting down the twisted road With the world let slip. Anonymous riding song.

Ponyisms

A ponyism is one of Life's Truths perceived from the perspective of an Effing Pony:
- Life's a Bluff!
- Those who aspire to make their mark on this world must expect to scrape some skin on the walls of experience.
- The greatest value of money is as the currency of Hope.

- To be an Ass or an Asset, that is the question?

-Selective memory is but the first step on the path to magical thinking.

-Not all Baggage comes with wheels.
-When your hero is a horse you are less likely to be disappointed than were he a human.

-Unfortunately, great wealth does not always equate with class.

-A dick, surrounded by puppies, remains a dick.
-What better antidote to evil than kittens?
-Any time you have something heavy, ready to drop, your cat will sit right below and look up at you.

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