I continue to be amused and amazed by the creative thinking of our friends in direct mail marketing, otherwise known as junk mailers.
Would you be interested in competing for a free Cremation?
My husband is getting a bit insecure about his age, he will turn 74 next month. With my luck he'll be going strong for another twenty and I will be the one dragging myself pitifully along behind.
He is really annoyed that his paintings are going to go up in value the minute he snuffs it. We may have to send out an erroneous press release regarding his demise for him to be able to profit whilst still breathing. Every problem has a solution. But I digress.
I believe he is also worried about my stance on euthanasia as he predicts it might apply to him. I did ask the vet for a package deal when the cat was on her last legs, but he wouldn't do it. It's not as though disposal would be an issue, we have a nice, roomy, blue debris-box at the work-shop.