-Having delivered foster-dog, and planned exercise-partner, to new forever home.
-Having just had lunch at Stacks Pancake House.
-Being unwilling to face the idea of anything small, brightly colored and SPANDEX as acceptable public attire.
-Being often disinclined to shave my legs.
-Having toes which are purple; not through the endeavors of the hot-rock wielding maidens of the nail salon; but due to stubbed toes and other gardening injuries.
-Realizing that, even though we are having a couple of grey, coolish days, tomorrow could suddenly be summer-hot.
My brainwave for today offers you, and myself, a new season's metallic beach fashions. Complete with complimentary sword to use on any boom-boxes or other rotten, skinny beach-going annoyances.